Practical Slackers

Techno sucks and disco licks dick
Fuck that bullshit party rock!
We prefer a Japanese band because 外人 bands
They all suck cock

Want to beat these hipster kids
putting quarters into my sock
going to bludgeon these fuckers to a bloody pulp
Because we prefer 富士山 rock

Sometimes, we get carried away
Hating all the bands with nothing to say
And that's just fine
that's nothing new
but in this country there's things you just don't do

(Chorus)
We got a lifetime ban from Japan
No more shopping local for サッポロ一番
we got a lifetime ban from Japan
and the emperor won't return our calls

東京 is our favourite place
the people are so nice
we assaulted ten on the 新幹線
and the cops still fed us rice

Even after they let us go
They took us for some 日本酒
We traded them some Canadian beer
And then we watched some Hockey

Sometimes, we get carried away
Hating all the bands with nothing to say
And that's just fine
that's nothing new
but in this country there's things you just don't do

(Chorus)
We got a lifetime ban from Japan
No more shopping local for サッポロ一番
we got a lifetime ban from Japan
and the emperor won't return our calls

(solo)

Sometimes, we get carried away
Hating all the bands with nothing to say
And that's just fine
that's nothing new
but in this country there's things you just don't do

(Chorus)
We got a lifetime ban from Japan
No more shopping local for サッポロ一番
we got a lifetime ban from Japan
and the emperor won't return our calls

In the land of the rising sun
there's rules for how things are said and done
but when you're murdering Brokencyde
you can't claim justifiable homicide
why the fuck not!?

Sometimes, we get carried away
Hating all the bands with nothing to say
And that's just fine
that's nothing new
but in this country there's things you just don't do

(Chorus)
We got a lifetime ban from Japan
No more shopping local for サッポロ一番
we got a lifetime ban from Japan
and the emperor won't return our calls